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求几个简短的英语笑话？
优质回答：
#开心一刻#
老陈：美女，basecoco这个词语是什么意思？
（美女英语过了八级，却怎么也回答不上来，她反问我）
美女：这到底是什么意思啊？
老陈：你拼读一下就知道了。
美女：（恍然大悟）原来是个背时壳壳呀？
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说一个著名的英语小笑话了，简短下来就是这一句“Knowledge is Power——France is Bacon”
知识就是力量，法国是培根。
下面是英文原文
When I was young my father said to me:
“Knowledge is Power——Francis Bacon”
I understood it as “Knowledge is power， France is Bacon”.
For more than a decade I wondered over the meaning of the second part and what was the surreal linkage between the two?
If I said the quote to someone，”Knowledge is power， France is Bacon” they nodded knowingly. Or someone might say，”Knowledge is power” and I’d finish the quote “France is Bacon” and they wouldn’t look at me like I’d said something very odd but thoughtfully agree.
I did ask a teacher what did “Knowledge is power， France is bacon” mean and got a full 10 minute explanation of the Knowledge is power bit but nothing on “France is bacon”.
When I prompted further explanation by saying “France is Bacon?” in a questioning tone I just got a “yes”. at 12 I didn’t have the confidence to press it further. I just accepted it as something I’d never understand.
It wasn’t until years later I saw it written down that the penny dropped.
下面是中文：
我小时候，父亲对我说：“知识就是力量——弗朗西斯·培根（Francis Bacon）”
我将其理解为“知识就是力量，法国就是培根”。
十多年来，我一直在想第二部分的含义，两者之间的超现实联系是什么？
如果我对某人说：“知识就是力量，法国就是培根”，那他们会明白的点头。 当有人会说：“知识就是力量”，而我回答“法国是培根”，他们也不会看着我，就算我说的很奇怪，但仍然若有所思地同意了。
我去问老师“知识就是力量，法国就是培根”是什么意思，得到了整整10分钟的解释，即“知识就是力量”，但是对于“法国就是培根”这点没有任何解释。
当我通过说“法国是培根？”来提示进一步的解释时。 在一个疑问的语气中，我只能说“是”。 在12岁时，我没有信心进一步追根问底。 我只能接受这个解释，这个我永远不会理解的解释。
直到几年后，我看到这句话被写在的一分便士上的字.
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有关简短的爆笑英文小笑话：
All Right
Hurrying my 11-year old daughter to school， I made a right turn at a red light when it wasprohibited. “Uh-oh，” I said， realizing my mistake. “I just make an illegal turn.”
”I guess it’s all right.” my daughter replied， “The pоlice car behind us did the same thing.”
没关系
我赶着开车将11岁的女儿送到学校去，在红灯处右拐了，而那是不允许的。“啊噢，”意识到犯了错误，我说。“我刚才拐弯是违章的。”
“我想那没关系的，”女儿回答说：“我们后面的警车也同样拐了弯。”
Gardening Gloves
For months I hinted that I needed a new wedding ring， since I had developed an allergy togold. On my birthday， while I was gardening， my husband asked me for gift suggestions. I heldmy hands up and said， “Well， you’ll notice that my hands are bare.”
Later that evening I opened my present with enthusiasm. “Happy birthday，” he said， as Iunwrapped a new pair of gardening gloves.
园艺手套
几个月以来，我一直在向丈夫暗示我需要一枚新的结婚戒指，因为我对黄金有点过敏。生日那天，我正在干园艺活时，丈夫问我想要什么礼物。我举起双手说：“嗯，你肯定看到了，我的两手都是光光的。”
那天晚上，我满怀热情地拆开了丈夫送的礼物。“生日快乐!”他说。我打开一看：里面包着一双园艺手套。
The lowest grade
”Professor， I did the best I could on this test. I really don’t think I deserve a zero.”
”Neither do I. But that’s the lowest grade I’m allowed to give.”
最低分
学生：“教授先生，我这次考试已经竭尽全力了。我真的觉得我不应该得零蛋。”
老师：“我也是。但是这已经是我能给的最低分了!”
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大家好，我叫再无仲永，致力于将更多有用的知识传递给更多的人。
Teacher: which hand you used to write with?
Student: neither， I always use a pencil to write!
英语小笑话：
What kind of school do giraffes like to go?
Only the High school!
英语小笑话：
Why the letter B is sitting so cool?
Because it is in between A and C!
英语小笑话：
Teacher: if you had 12 apples， 10 oranges， 5 pineapples， 15 strawberries， what would you have?
Student: A yummy fruit salad， Ma’am!
英语小笑话：
Little Sam (on phone): My son is having high fever and he won’t be able to come to school today.
Teacher: Who is this?
Little Sam: This is my father speaking!
英语小笑话：
Teacher to student: “Make a sentence using the word “I”
Student: “I is..”
Teacher: “No that is not correct， you should say I am”
Student: “Ok. I am the ninth letter in the Alphabet”!
英语小笑话：
One day teacher asked Sam that did his father help him with his homework.
Sam simply said that “No， he did it all by himself”!
英语小笑话：
Mother to Johnny: “how was your exam， is all questions difficult?”
Johnny: “No mom， all the questions were simple， It was the answers which gave me all the trouble”!
请随时都关注我。您的拇指是我前进的动力之一;我被点赞如您下班儿的快乐;您的快乐必然造就无数人的快乐。。。
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反正我太太明天会来换的。一位先生走进一家商店要买副手套。?“您是要布的还是皮的？”售货员问。?“没什么区别。”这位顾客回答。?“那您要什么颜色的呢？”售货员又问。“什么颜色都成。”他回答。?“号码呢？”?“您就随便给我拿一副吧，”这位顾客有点不耐烦了，“反正我太太明天都会来换的。”?
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Nick‘s?answer:?Because??our?eyes?are?before?ears.???
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他真是一个大人物。–?我叔叔下面有1000个人。–?他真是一个大人物。干什么的？–?墓地守墓人。
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